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Wayne Rooney jokes: The best web gags about his sex shame with hooker Jenny Thompson

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 09:55
* It's great to see Wayne Rooney back on form. At long last he's broken his prostitute drought.* Wayne Rooney's international team-mates have rallied round his betrayed wife Coleen. John Terry is already said to have offered to pop round anytime.* There was good and bad news for Wayne Rooney on the front of Tuesday's Daily Mirror. On the downside, a second girl is about to do a kiss-and-tell on him. On the upside, he's really looking forward to that free Gregg's Steak Bake.* Fabio Capello is ...
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Rooney scandal: What the papers are saying today

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 09:21
The fall-out from the Wayne Rooney scandal continues as the Manchester United star once again finds himself on the front and back pages of the papers.Here's your handy daily Rooney digest:From today's Daily MirrorOff the field...Rooney threw wild parties in hotel room with strippers from the Yellow PagesSecond Rooney girl to sell her storyWayne told Coleen: 'Deal with it and move on'Nike will stand by Roo, but Coca-Cola still fizzing over scandalOn the field...Fergie scraps plans to hand Roon...
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Villa Houllier delay 'is over Thommo'

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 08:37
Club 'unsure of MacDonald role if new boss brings in old Anfield pal'
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Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Tuesday's papers

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 08:27
United back in for Benzema, Arsenal tracking Barcelona midfielder Romeu, Championship clubs battle for Everton striker
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Transfer news, rumours and gossip from Tuesday's papers

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 08:27
United back in for Benzema, Arsenal tracking Barcelona midfielder Romeu, Championship clubs battle for Everton striker
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Second Rooney girl to sell her story

Tue, 07/09/2010 - 07:55
Pal of hooker Jenny Thompson 'joined in threesome' with striker
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Ancelotti: The night Capello saw a ghost

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 22:00
Chelsea manager says he and Jose Mourinho 'will never be friends'
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Why late kick-offs and no trains mean Northerners will stop supporting England

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 22:00
Does anyone in the North care passionately about Fabio Capello's England anymore?I ask the question because it appears that, even more than ever, supporting the national team at our "home" of football Wembley is now a luxury pursuit for Southerner-based fans.Oop north we are not unpatriotic. There is plenty of satisfaction at seeing our England players put on a decent performance and romp home 4-0 winners against Bulgaria.Especially when you consider that seven of the starting XI were from cl...
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Fergie scraps plans to hand Rooney the armband

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 22:00
Club could be powerless to fine Rooney over his sordid actions
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Ade: City can overtake Gunners

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 21:30
Togo star in new dig at old club
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Liverpool suffer Kuyt injury blow

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 16:01
Bert van Marwijk believes the forward could sidelined for some time
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Capello confirms Rooney will play away (against Swiss!)

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 15:15
Capello stands by England striker despite pressures of private life
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Phil Thompson's greatest Soccer Saturday moments... here's what we'll miss if he goes to Villa

Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:40
Can it be true? The internet is rife with rumours - which MirrorFootball is trying to confirm - that Phil Thompson is hanging up his Soccer Saturday microphone in order to return to front-line football as Gerard Houllier's new Aston Villa assistant.While the mind boggles at how Phil will react when the Villains play his favourite club Liverpool - will he run on the pitch to celebrate as his idol Stevie G scores a hat-trick? - let's look with wonder again at these highlights of his incredible ...
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